I've been bitching about not having a boyfriend and people repeatedly (mostly my mother) have told me to try eHarmony. I adamantly resisted, because it just seems too desperate at this point. (no offense to anyone reading this who's tried it. I'm only 22 for god's sake.)

so I'm sitting here alone on new year's eve and I thought I'd give it a spin, see my matches for free and all that. I sat here for half an hour filling out the profile, chose to be shown matches within 60 miles (that seems reasonable to me) and I got this:

Unable to match you at this time.

fine, I didn't wanna internet boyfriend anyway, stupid website! is it because I am not energetic enough? is it because I am not physically fit enough? damn you, eHarmony.

new year's resolution:

lose some freakin' weight

get a freakin' boyfriend

figure out what I'm gonna do with my freakin' life

FUCK YOU 2007